LITTLE ROCK SET TO BAN RAP MUSIC TO PROTECT CITIZENS FROM VIOLENCE

LITTLE ROCK LAST TERM MAYOR MARK STODOLA LEADS THE MOVEMENT TO BAN RAP MUSIC

In an unprecedented move, Mayor Mark Stodola and the Little Rock Board of Directors will vote next week on an ordinance that will ban rap music. 

This action was in response to the mayor and the board finding out that Little Rock police Chief Kenton Tremar Buckner had worked out a deal, without advising the Board of Directors, to provide extra security measures for a rap concert set for October 13th at the iHeartMedia Metroplex.  

City leaders spooked by events from the July mass shooting at the Power Lounge had been looking at ways to prevent similar events from occurring and the only thing that they could agree upon to deal with the matter was to make a total and complete ban of rap music within the city limits.

The proposed ordinance would make playing, listening or talking about rap music illegal withing the city limits of the capital city.

There is also a proposed prohibition of any clothing that encourages a rap lifestyle. 

Not being able to charge any suspects in the July mass shooting and the fact that another rap concert being held on Friday the 13th was too much for a superstitious Mayor Stodola to deal with prompting him to seek legal action to halt the rap concert.

Threats of a lawsuit by the city caused the promoter to cancel the concert.

Requests for interviews were declined by the Mayor and members of the Board of Director's who are reported to have been placed under police protection in a hotel in North Little Rock until the next board meeting.



 

PRESIDENT TRUMP SIGNS AN EXECUTIVE ORDER THAT PLACES A STATUE OF HIM IN EVERY TOWN OR CITY IN THE UNITED STATES

PRESIDENT TRUMP DISPLAYS HIS EXECUTIVE ORDER FOR THE "MOST TERRIFIC, FANTASTIC STATUES EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD"

In the aftermath of all the controversy concerning removal of statues honoring Confederate leaders and soldiers, President Trump issued an Executive Order that will place a statue of himself in every town and city in the United States.

A TRUMP STATUTE ON DISPLAY NEAR TRUMP TOWER IN NEW YORK CITY

Presidential spokesman Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters in a press briefing that no public funds would be used in placement of the wonderful statutes honoring the best President the US would ever have as Trump had ordered the statutes from a manufacturer in China and they would be a gift by Trump for the citizens as he is "rich as hell."

Sanders also revealed that the plaque on the base of each statue would have this statement on it: "Donald Trump, our Magnificent and Fearless Leader, the best ever President of the United States."

Sanders also stated that the statues will remain at ground level so grateful citizens can take a selfie with the exact likeness of President Trump in all his natural glory.

 

LEAKED DOCUMENTS FROM THE ARKANSAS DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION REVEAL WARNINGS ABOUT ENTERING LITTLE ROCK PLANNED FOR NEW SIGNAGE

NEW SIGNS WITH DIGITAL COUNTERS DISPLAYING THE NUMBER OF MURDERS WILL BE GOING UP SOON

Leaked documents from the Arkansas Department of Transportation show that they are planning to install new signage around Little Rock that contains information about the number of murders and warnings about entering the city.

One sign will have a digital display that can be updated as the number of homicides in the capital city increases.

Another version has the wording "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK" 

ARDOT spokesman Danny Straessle confirmed that the leaked documents were real and that the new signs will be going up soon.
  

STRAESSLE POINTS OUT THE DIGITAL FEATURE OF THE NEW SIGNS

"These new signs will be installed as soon as the paint dries", Straessle stated.

"We got word from Governor Hutchinson that he was concerned that people traveling through the state might stop off in Little Rock to get gas or something to eat and get shot and killed", he added.  "The Attorney General suggested we add some sort of disclaimer that might help if a lawsuit was filed."

We asked the city of Little Rock for a comment about the signage and their only response was this photo.

STATE SENATOR JASON RAPERT SAYS HE KNEW TEN COMMANDMENTS MONUMENT WAS GOING TO BE DESTROYED - GOD TOLD HIM SO

GOD SPEAKING TO RAPERT THROUGH BURNING BUSH AND FORETELLING EVENTS

Just like it happened to Moses, God told State Senator Jason Rapert (R-Bigelow) that the Ten Commandment monument that had been erected just hours before on the State Capitol grounds would be smashed into pieces the following day.

RAPERT WITH MONUMENT YESTERDAY AFTER IT WAS PLACED AT CAPITOL

MONUMENT AFTER BEING RAMMED BY VEHICLE EARLY TODAY

Rapert lost it on an early morning tv show when discussing his talk with God and the monument being destroyed and began babbling incoherently and running around in circles.

 

Station personnel called 911 and Rapert was transported to the State Hospital for observation.

Rapert told crazy court officials that he was just "speaking in tongues" and "dancing in the spirit" . He is expected to be released pending a 72 hour hold.

We expect that he we be returning to the State Hospital for another visit after the  statue depicting Baphoment is erected on State Capitol grounds in October.

ARTIST SKETCH OF BAPHOMET STATUTE THAT WILL BE INSTALLED ON OCTOBER 31st