Local station reports Rona vaccine turned Snoop white

 

Little Rock City Director makes nude walk down John Barrow Road

 

Little Rock Ward 6 City Directory Doris Wright with clothes on

Little Rock City Director Doris Wright stripped off her clothes at the West Central Community Center and took off walking North on John Barrow Road in the buff before being apprehended by Little Rock Police at Second Baptist Church at 1709 John Barrow Road.

Coincidentally, Wright is a member of second Baptist Church.

Apparently Wright had just left a medical marijuana dispensary located in her ward and went back to her secret office at the West Central Community Center and hit the bong.

Wright was cited for indecent exposure and released.

We requested comments from the Little Rock Mayor and other board of director members but all refused to comment.

City spokesman L. Lamor Williams told us that an investigation is being conducted of Wrights use of weed at the West Central Community Center and of her secret office at the facility accessed from the ladies restroom with a secret door located in a stall.

 

Little Rock Mayor announces new plan to attract tourists to the city - It's the Masks On, Clothes Off / Free the Titty, Save the City initiative

 

LR Mayor Frank Scott's announces a new plan to attract tourists to the city

Little Rock, Ark.

After a fact-finding trip to Portland, Oregon over the weekend, Little Rock Mayor Frank Scott, Jr. embraced the advertising campaign of a popular Portland gentleman's club and is putting a plan in place to attract tourists to the troubled city.

At a press conference held earlier today, Scott revealed plans to make the Downtown Entertainment District, a "clothing optional zone."

"The naked truth is Rona has devastated tourism in the city and we have to think outside of the box and embrace bold new ideas", said Scott.  

When asked about backlash from conservative individuals, Mayor Scott, an ordained minister, stated "if God thought being naked was good enough for the Garden of Eden, then it's good enough for the Little Rock Downtown Entertainment District."

LR Mayor Frank Scott: "If God thought being naked was good enough for the Garden of Eden, then it's good enough for the Little Rock Downtown Entertainment District." 

 

Scott told reporters that the City Board will discuss his plan at the next agenda meeting and vote on an ordinance establishing it at the next regular board meeting following the agenda meeting.

We reached out to all the city directors and only At-large director Joan Adcock responded.

Adcock, who is running for re-election,  stated that "no one but my dog wants to look at my old saggy tits, and she intends to vote against the plan."