|PRESIDENT TRUMP DISPLAYS HIS EXECUTIVE ORDER FOR THE "MOST TERRIFIC, FANTASTIC STATUES EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD"|
In the aftermath of all the controversy concerning removal of statues honoring Confederate leaders and soldiers, President Trump issued an Executive Order that will place a statue of himself in every town and city in the United States.
|A TRUMP STATUTE ON DISPLAY NEAR TRUMP TOWER IN NEW YORK CITY|
Presidential spokesman Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters in a press briefing that no public funds would be used in placement of the wonderful statutes honoring the best President the US would ever have as Trump had ordered the statutes from a manufacturer in China and they would be a gift by Trump for the citizens as he is "rich as hell."
Sanders also revealed that the plaque on the base of each statue would have this statement on it: "Donald Trump, our Magnificent and Fearless Leader, the best ever President of the United States."
Sanders also stated that the statues will remain at ground level so grateful citizens can take a selfie with the exact likeness of President Trump in all his natural glory.