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| LEAKED PHOTO OF CRASHED UFO |
State Police spokesman Tom “Tiny” Cox initially told
reporters that an alien craft crashed on US highway 11 around 10:30 a.m. on
Sunday February 15th. Later the State Police released an update that
stated it was not actually a UFO that crashed, but was an Oscar Meyer
Wienermobile.
According to confidential sources, the Pennsylvania State
Police received several calls from motorists about a strange looking aircraft
crashing on US highway 11 Sunday morning.
Troopers quickly responded and placed a startled alien creature into
custody. When federal authorities were notified and they learned that
information about a UFO crashing had been released to the media, they quickly
arranged for a cover story to be released.
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| TSOUKALOUS |
Giorgio Tsoukalous, director of the Eric von Daniken’s Center of Ancient Astronaut Research, and host of In Search of Aliens, stated that ”the government typically covers up such incidents, fortunately we have credible evidence that an alien astronaut survived a crash of his spacecraft and is being held in some dark, damp secret underground facility”.
