Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson, issued an executive order
this morning which ordered all state and municipal offices to be closed until
further notice.
Hutchinson also initiated
a little known disaster plan that called for his placing the Arkansas National
Guard on alert and having all elected executive officers report to a secret
bunker located under the Arkansas State Capitol.
Hutchinson, appearing to hold back tears, stated he believe
that “the severe winter weather was a sure sign of the end times” and that he and
other elected officials would remain in the secret bunker until the “first wave
of the apocalypse was over”.
Lt. Governor Tim Griffin was contacted and he stated that he
could not comment at this time as he was “headed for his bugout cabin in the
Ozarks because of the Snowmageddon”.
