ALTERCATION AT PARK PLAZA MALL OVER PUSH-UP BRA. LRPD BREAKS OUT RIOT GEAR IN RESPONSE

A Returnmas day dispute at Park Plaza Mall provided the Little Rock Police Department the opportunity to use some of the $400K riot gear recently purchased by the taxpayers of Little Rock.

LRPD SPECIAL RESPONSE TEAM AT PARK PLAZA MALL

LRPD broke out their new riot gear to quell a mob of crazed teenagers at Park Plaza Mall after off-duty Pulaski County Sheriff's Deputies were forced to seek shelter in the freezer in the Dippin' Dots store.

According to sources present at the mall, a fight broke out between two teenage girls over a push-up bra at Victoria's Secret, and general discordance quickly spread throughout the mall sending shoppers scurrying for the doors. Other sources stated that they thought the fight started over some stolen waffle fries in the food court.

LRPD says they will have patrols in the mall parking lot and will use both of their observation towers to help keep things under control.