Monday, July 7, 2014

TOM COTTON REPORTS SHARK SIGHTING AT LAKE MAUMELLE

ACTORS PORTRAYING COTTON'S FAMILY POINT AT SHARK IN LAKE MAUMELLE


Rep. Tom Cotton, the Republican Senatorial candidate, filed a report this morning with the Pulaski County Sheriff's Department and the Arkansas Game & Fish Commission regarding a purported shark sighting on Lake Maumelle over the 4th of July weekend. 

Cotton’s report claims that while boating with his wife and two children that his publicist procured for a photo shoot, the boaters saw a shark fin protruding from the water which was heading directly at their craft. 

Cotton stated that the shark submerged just before it reached the boat and it was not seen again. Cotton was able to snap a photo of the shark before it went below the surface of the water. 

When reached for a comment Cotton stated “When I saw that fin I thought of that Jaws movie and started praying and thinking about how I have so much more faith than Senator Pryor, that is why we survived”.