Local station reports Rona vaccine turned Snoop white

 

Little Rock City Director makes nude walk down John Barrow Road

 

Little Rock Ward 6 City Directory Doris Wright with clothes on

Little Rock City Director Doris Wright stripped off her clothes at the West Central Community Center and took off walking North on John Barrow Road in the buff before being apprehended by Little Rock Police at Second Baptist Church at 1709 John Barrow Road.

Coincidentally, Wright is a member of second Baptist Church.

Apparently Wright had just left a medical marijuana dispensary located in her ward and went back to her secret office at the West Central Community Center and hit the bong.

Wright was cited for indecent exposure and released.

We requested comments from the Little Rock Mayor and other board of director members but all refused to comment.

City spokesman L. Lamor Williams told us that an investigation is being conducted of Wrights use of weed at the West Central Community Center and of her secret office at the facility accessed from the ladies restroom with a secret door located in a stall.

 

Little Rock Mayor announces new plan to attract tourists to the city - It's the Masks On, Clothes Off / Free the Titty, Save the City initiative

 

LR Mayor Frank Scott's announces a new plan to attract tourists to the city

Little Rock, Ark.

After a fact-finding trip to Portland, Oregon over the weekend, Little Rock Mayor Frank Scott, Jr. embraced the advertising campaign of a popular Portland gentleman's club and is putting a plan in place to attract tourists to the troubled city.

At a press conference held earlier today, Scott revealed plans to make the Downtown Entertainment District, a "clothing optional zone."

"The naked truth is Rona has devastated tourism in the city and we have to think outside of the box and embrace bold new ideas", said Scott.  

When asked about backlash from conservative individuals, Mayor Scott, an ordained minister, stated "if God thought being naked was good enough for the Garden of Eden, then it's good enough for the Little Rock Downtown Entertainment District."

LR Mayor Frank Scott: "If God thought being naked was good enough for the Garden of Eden, then it's good enough for the Little Rock Downtown Entertainment District." 

 

Scott told reporters that the City Board will discuss his plan at the next agenda meeting and vote on an ordinance establishing it at the next regular board meeting following the agenda meeting.

We reached out to all the city directors and only At-large director Joan Adcock responded.

Adcock, who is running for re-election,  stated that "no one but my dog wants to look at my old saggy tits, and she intends to vote against the plan." 

WALL GOING UP TO HELP KEEP UNDESIREABLES FROM GOING NORTH OF I-630

LITTLE ROCK'S NEW MUNICIPAL BORDER WALL

RAZOR WIRE WILL BE ADDED TO TOP OF WALL SOON

In an effort to make Little Rock the safest city in Arkansas and in the United States, the city is using a little-known state grant program and additional funding from the Little Rock Regional Chamber of Commerce to install a municipal border wall.

"The new wall will further protect the citizens north of I-630" said Little Rock Mayor Frank Scott, Jr. at a ribbon cutting ceremony this morning. 

 

MAYOR SCOTT WITH GOV. HUTCHINSON,  AND MEMBERS OF WHITE FOLKS FOR PROGRESS

LRPD Chief Keith Humphrey stated,  "it just goes to show I am keeping my promise to make Little Rock the safest city in Arkansas and in the United States".

Humphrey told reporters that LRPD officers will be patrolling the new municipal border and verifying that individuals have a legitimate reason to cross the concrete gulch that divides the city racially and economically.

"If you don't live north of I-630 you have no business there...unless you have a pass", Humphrey stated. 

Mayor Scott will be proposing an ordinance that will require all Little Rock residents to obtain a city identification card and will require passes for citizens south of I-630 to cross over.

LITTLE ROCK MAYOR'S PLAN TO REDUCE PANHANDLING BACKFIRES - HUNDREDS FLOCK TO CITY TO ENTER CONTEST

LITTLE ROCK MAYOR MARK STODOLA AND TWO NEW PANHANDLER FRIENDS - MAIN STREET MIKE AND ROOSEVELT ROB.

Little Rock Mayor Mark Stodola wanted to reduce the number of panhandlers in Little Rock and so he hired a consulting firm to study how to accomplish that.

The city spent over $500,000.00 in the process and the recommendation by the consulting firm was to hold a contest for the panhandlers that could fly the best signs. Winners would received $1,000 cash and a one-way bus ticket to any destination of their choice. 

Once word got out about the contest, hundreds of panhandlers flocked to the city to try and get some easy money and a chance to win a $1,000 cash prize.

"Winner winner chicken dinner" said one panhandler who did not want us to post her photo or name as she spends her lunch hour and days off making extra money panhandling and did not want her employer or neighbors to find out.

Panhandlers took up positions at intersections all over the city trying to raise cash and have a chance winning a prize for their sign. Some even worn costumes to increase their odds of winning.

Others took to the steps of Little Rock City Hall to try and get Mayor Stodola to pick them.

Mayor Stodola and the city gave out over $100,000 in cash and hardly any of the panhandlers that won a cash prize opted for the one-way bus ticket out of town.

The Little Rock Board of Directors will be discussing what to do about the panhandlers that decided to stay in the city and call it home at their next board meeting.

 

 

 

LITTLE ROCK SET TO BAN RAP MUSIC TO PROTECT CITIZENS FROM VIOLENCE

LITTLE ROCK LAST TERM MAYOR MARK STODOLA LEADS THE MOVEMENT TO BAN RAP MUSIC

In an unprecedented move, Mayor Mark Stodola and the Little Rock Board of Directors will vote next week on an ordinance that will ban rap music. 

This action was in response to the mayor and the board finding out that Little Rock police Chief Kenton Tremar Buckner had worked out a deal, without advising the Board of Directors, to provide extra security measures for a rap concert set for October 13th at the iHeartMedia Metroplex.  

City leaders spooked by events from the July mass shooting at the Power Lounge had been looking at ways to prevent similar events from occurring and the only thing that they could agree upon to deal with the matter was to make a total and complete ban of rap music within the city limits.

The proposed ordinance would make playing, listening or talking about rap music illegal withing the city limits of the capital city.

There is also a proposed prohibition of any clothing that encourages a rap lifestyle. 

Not being able to charge any suspects in the July mass shooting and the fact that another rap concert being held on Friday the 13th was too much for a superstitious Mayor Stodola to deal with prompting him to seek legal action to halt the rap concert.

Threats of a lawsuit by the city caused the promoter to cancel the concert.

Requests for interviews were declined by the Mayor and members of the Board of Director's who are reported to have been placed under police protection in a hotel in North Little Rock until the next board meeting.



 

PRESIDENT TRUMP SIGNS AN EXECUTIVE ORDER THAT PLACES A STATUE OF HIM IN EVERY TOWN OR CITY IN THE UNITED STATES

PRESIDENT TRUMP DISPLAYS HIS EXECUTIVE ORDER FOR THE "MOST TERRIFIC, FANTASTIC STATUES EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD"

In the aftermath of all the controversy concerning removal of statues honoring Confederate leaders and soldiers, President Trump issued an Executive Order that will place a statue of himself in every town and city in the United States.

A TRUMP STATUTE ON DISPLAY NEAR TRUMP TOWER IN NEW YORK CITY

Presidential spokesman Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters in a press briefing that no public funds would be used in placement of the wonderful statutes honoring the best President the US would ever have as Trump had ordered the statutes from a manufacturer in China and they would be a gift by Trump for the citizens as he is "rich as hell."

Sanders also revealed that the plaque on the base of each statue would have this statement on it: "Donald Trump, our Magnificent and Fearless Leader, the best ever President of the United States."

Sanders also stated that the statues will remain at ground level so grateful citizens can take a selfie with the exact likeness of President Trump in all his natural glory.