TRUMP VISITS LITLE ROCK - TOURS CLINTON LIBRARY, BUYS HUCKABEE'S FORMER NLR HOME FOR USE AS HOMELESS VETERANS SHELTER

TRUMP PLEASES THE CROWD BY DONNING A HOG HAT

Presidential candidate Donald Trump was in Little Rock today for a campaign rally. The billionaire spared no expense by renting luxurious Barton Colusem from the Arkansas Livestock Show Association for a whopping $3,500. 

Trump, who arrived to speak about two hours later than scheduled due to an unplanned stop at the Clinton Presidential Library,  made the usual remarks about how he was the only candidate that could "make America great again" and that if elected, he "would have a wall built around the entire continental United States within the first 100 days of his presidency". Trump stated the wall would prevent Mexican rapists and Muslim terrorists from entering the US. Trump said, "We have to be more viligant. We have to be much tougher. We have to be much smarter, or it's never going to end, Go Hogs!"  The crowd erupted in thunderous applause and answered by chanting "woo pig sooie." 

There had been speculation that Mike Huckabee would make an appearance at the rally after "suspending" his second failed presidential bid and he was endorsing Trump.  However, Trump shocked and startled the crowd when he announced that he had purchased Huckabee's North Little Rock home, "for pennies on the dollar" and that it would be converted into a shelter for homeless veterans. 

HUCKABEE'S FORMER HOME AT 1134 SILVERWOOD TRAIL, NORTH LITTLE ROCK

Huckabee purchased the home in 2006 for $525,000 and first listed it for $850,000 in 2013. The price was reduced to $674,900 in July 2015. The Huckabee's relocated to Florida when the former governor went to work for the Fox network as a commentator back in 2008.  The Huckabee's made Florida their permanent residence in 2010 and they built a 3 million dollar mansion there in 2011.

NEWLY INSTALLED PLAQUE AT THE FORMER HUCKABEE RESIDENCE IN NORTH LITTLE ROCK

The most surprising thing Trump did while in Little Rock was to make an unscheduled visit to the Clinton Presidential Library.  

Bessie Mae Mucho, a docent at the Clinton Presidential Library,  told us that Trump was in the library for quite a while and that he took a lot of photos in the Oval Office exhibit and while standing next to the Presidential Limousine that is on permanent display in the library.  Why Trump was taking these photos was not made clear to Ms. Mucho. Ms. Mucho did say that Secret Service agents kept telling Trump that they needed to get him to the rally and Trump kept telling them you're fired.

We requested comments from Trump, Huckabee and the Clinton's, but did not receive any response.  

LRPD CLAIMS TERRORISTS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR WEEKEND SHOOTING

According to a report by Little Rock CBS Affiliate KTHV, the Little Rock Police Department believes that terrorists are responsible for an active shooter episode this weekend in the John Barrow addition.

According to LRPD Chief Kenton Buckner, a small contingent of terrorists have established a camp in Boyle Park and he is asking the mayor to request that Governor Hutchinson declare a state of emergency and place Little Rock under martial law under the joint control of the LRPD and the Arkansas National Guard.

TERRORISTS POSING FOR A PHOTO IN BOYLE PARK

Bucker has issued orders that all LRPD officers wear the protective gear the department recently purchased and deploy patrols in the armored vehicles obtained from military surplus.

LRPD has established a mobile command center at Parkview Arts Magnet High School and student have been sent home.  

Little Rock Mayor Mark Stodola has placed in the city in a Code Red status and advises citizens to remain indoors until the city is free of terrorist threats.

 

ALTERCATION AT PARK PLAZA MALL OVER PUSH-UP BRA. LRPD BREAKS OUT RIOT GEAR IN RESPONSE

A Returnmas day dispute at Park Plaza Mall provided the Little Rock Police Department the opportunity to use some of the $400K riot gear recently purchased by the taxpayers of Little Rock.

LRPD SPECIAL RESPONSE TEAM AT PARK PLAZA MALL

LRPD broke out their new riot gear to quell a mob of crazed teenagers at Park Plaza Mall after off-duty Pulaski County Sheriff's Deputies were forced to seek shelter in the freezer in the Dippin' Dots store.

According to sources present at the mall, a fight broke out between two teenage girls over a push-up bra at Victoria's Secret, and general discordance quickly spread throughout the mall sending shoppers scurrying for the doors. Other sources stated that they thought the fight started over some stolen waffle fries in the food court.

LRPD says they will have patrols in the mall parking lot and will use both of their observation towers to help keep things under control.

 

YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MR. STODOLA

MAYOR MARK STODOLA DRESSED AS THE GRINCH SERVED EVICTION NOTICES

Just two days before Festivus, Little Rock Mayor Mark Stodola dressed as the Grinch, personally served eviction notices to residents of the Alexander Apartments at 6310 Colonel Glenn Road.

Alexander Apartments resident LaTisha Shakalaka-Boom told reporters, " I was in the kitchen getting my 5 year old son some of those Little Debbie Christmas Tree cakes when I heard an awful racket at the door.  My son went to the door thinking it was his Auntie and when he opened the door and saw the Grinch he screamed and fainted."  Shakalaka-Boom added, "the mayor should be ashamed of hisself for scaring my poor baby and throwing us out of our home at this time of year. Jesus is weeping."

While Stodola was knocking on doors, Little Rock City Manager Bruce Moore told reporters "occupants in residential rental units have the right to safe living spaces that meet code requirements... if those standards are not met, it is up to the City to step and and take immediate action."  

The action in this case was to tell the residents that had to get the hell out by December 28th or be faced with being arrested and having their children placed in foster care.

The city directed utility companies to shut off gas and electricity as well.

In an official Festivus practice of the Airing of Grievances, Central Arkansas Legal Aid filed a motion for a temporary restraining order which was granted by Pulaski County Circuit Judge Alice Gray.

A hearing has been set for December 29th at 10:30 a.m.