Little Rock Mayor announces a city wide curfew during solar eclipse

Little Rock Mayor Frank Scott, Jr. has signed an executive order establishing a city wide curfew during the total solar eclipse on April 8, 2024 he announced during an appearance at an opening ceremony for a Dollar General store today.

Mayor Scott, who is also an associate pastor at Greater Second Baptist Church, referenced the Old Testament book of Isaiah, Chapter 13, Verses 9 to 10, saying, “See, the Day of the Lord is coming — a cruel day, with wrath and fierce anger — to make the land desolate and destroy the sinners within it. The Stars of Heaven and their constellations will not show their light. The rising Sun will be darkened and the Moon will not give its light.”

Mayor Scott explained that the curfew was necessary to protect citizens from demons and flesh eating zombies that would be raised form the dead during the eclipse appearance of the Devil Comet. 

Mayor Scott said that Little Rock Police will strictly enforce the curfew and shoot violators.

 
 

Little Rock School District to use armored buses

 

Little Rock Mayor to require street solictors to rap for handouts

Little Rock Mayor Frank Scott, Jr. unveils new plan for beggars

 

Little Rock mayor Frank Scott, Jr. has put forth a new ordinance that will require all individuals soliciting funds in public to rap for donations.

Violators will be subject to a fine. 

The new ordinance will be voted on at the January 18th meeting of the City Board of Directors.

A press release from the mayor's office stated the new requirement would help improve the image of the crime ridden city and that the beggar with the best flow would make a lot of cheddar.

Homeless man claims he was the winner of the 2021 LIttle Rock Marathon

East End Mike at the finish line

Little Rock, Ark.

A homeless man called East End Mike claims he is the real winner of the 2021 Little Rock Marathon.

East End Mike says Little Rock Police Department cops ran him and other homeless folks out of the Rivermarket just before the race began. 

East End Mike says LRPD cops chased him onto the race course and tried to run him down with their tiny police car.

 

"Them cops was yelling and weaving all around runners on the road trying to catch up to me", stated East End Mike. He added, "Folks along the race kept cheering for me and hollering, go Mike go!"

East End Mike chillin after the big race

We asked Marathon organizers about East End Mike's claim and they refused to provide a response.

A GoFundMe account has been set up to help East End Mike get off the streets and post bail.

 
 

Walt DIsney's frozen body will be thawed out in December 2021 in an attempt to resurrect him

Walt Disney, co-founder of The Walt Disney Company

Walt Disney was frozen in a cryogenic tank shortly after he died in the hopes that science would one day be able to reanimate his frozen body after a cure for his ailments were found. 

The time to test that theory has come. This coming December, to mark the 55th anniversary of Mr. Disney’s passing, The Cryonics Institute will set in motion reanimation procedures.

This whole event will be captured and recorded in a variety of ways. There will also be a live feed to see if Walt does wake up immediately. 

Sources inside The Cryonics Institute says it will take up to a week to know for sure if their efforts will have been successful.

Not Only did Walt hope for a cure, but he was also obsessed with what the world would be like in the future. 

Disney arranged to have himself frozen in cryonic chamber full of liquid nitrogen upon his death. 

Walt Disney’s health had been deteriorating for many months before he finally agreed to enter St. Joseph hospital in California on 2ovember 2,  1966, for tests concerning the pain in his leg and neck. Doctors discovered a walnut-sized spot on the x-ray of his left lung and advised immediate surgery.

Disney left the hospital to attend to studio business for a few days, then re-entered St. Joseph on Sunday, November 6, for surgery the next day. During Monday morning’s operation, doctors found his left lung to be cancerous and removed it. His oversized lymph nodes were an indication that Disney hadn’t much longer to live.

After two weeks of post-operative care, Disney was released from the hospital. He crossed the street to his studios and spent another ten days tending to studio business and visiting relatives before he grew too weak and had to return to St. Joseph on November 30. His health started to fail even more rapidly than expected, and drugs and cobalt treatments sapped what little strength he had left. Walt Disney died two weeks later when his circulatory system collapsed on the morning of December 15, 1966.

With the immense amount of changes that have occurred since his passing, we suspect there will be a steep learning curve, but who better than Mr. Disney himself to navigate this new world. It’s really a small world after all.

Overpass named for City Director in compensation for being denied Vice Mayor slot for two years in a row

 

A newly constructed overpass was named after Little Rock Ward 2 City Director Ken Richardson as compensation for his being denied the Vice Mayor position two years in a row.

The Little Rock City Board of Directors has an unwritten policy that the director that has never held the Vice Mayor position is selected by other board members to fill the position. 

Richardson has never held that position and was snubbed in 2020 when Ward 7 Director B.J. Wyrick was chosen to be Vice Mayor.

 And again this year when Ward 5 Director Lance Hines was selected.

 

So LR Mayor Franks Scott, Jr. issued an Executive Order naming the overpass after Richardson to "help ease the pain" of the institutional racism at City Hall.

 

 

Local station reports Rona vaccine turned Snoop white

 

Little Rock City Director makes nude walk down John Barrow Road

 

Little Rock Ward 6 City Directory Doris Wright with clothes on

Little Rock City Director Doris Wright stripped off her clothes at the West Central Community Center and took off walking North on John Barrow Road in the buff before being apprehended by Little Rock Police at Second Baptist Church at 1709 John Barrow Road.

Coincidentally, Wright is a member of second Baptist Church.

Apparently Wright had just left a medical marijuana dispensary located in her ward and went back to her secret office at the West Central Community Center and hit the bong.

Wright was cited for indecent exposure and released.

We requested comments from the Little Rock Mayor and other board of director members but all refused to comment.

City spokesman L. Lamor Williams told us that an investigation is being conducted of Wrights use of weed at the West Central Community Center and of her secret office at the facility accessed from the ladies restroom with a secret door located in a stall.

 

Little Rock Mayor announces new plan to attract tourists to the city - It's the Masks On, Clothes Off / Free the Titty, Save the City initiative

 

LR Mayor Frank Scott's announces a new plan to attract tourists to the city

Little Rock, Ark.

After a fact-finding trip to Portland, Oregon over the weekend, Little Rock Mayor Frank Scott, Jr. embraced the advertising campaign of a popular Portland gentleman's club and is putting a plan in place to attract tourists to the troubled city.

At a press conference held earlier today, Scott revealed plans to make the Downtown Entertainment District, a "clothing optional zone."

"The naked truth is Rona has devastated tourism in the city and we have to think outside of the box and embrace bold new ideas", said Scott.  

When asked about backlash from conservative individuals, Mayor Scott, an ordained minister, stated "if God thought being naked was good enough for the Garden of Eden, then it's good enough for the Little Rock Downtown Entertainment District."

LR Mayor Frank Scott: "If God thought being naked was good enough for the Garden of Eden, then it's good enough for the Little Rock Downtown Entertainment District." 

 

Scott told reporters that the City Board will discuss his plan at the next agenda meeting and vote on an ordinance establishing it at the next regular board meeting following the agenda meeting.

We reached out to all the city directors and only At-large director Joan Adcock responded.

Adcock, who is running for re-election,  stated that "no one but my dog wants to look at my old saggy tits, and she intends to vote against the plan." 

WALL GOING UP TO HELP KEEP UNDESIREABLES FROM GOING NORTH OF I-630

LITTLE ROCK'S NEW MUNICIPAL BORDER WALL

RAZOR WIRE WILL BE ADDED TO TOP OF WALL SOON

In an effort to make Little Rock the safest city in Arkansas and in the United States, the city is using a little-known state grant program and additional funding from the Little Rock Regional Chamber of Commerce to install a municipal border wall.

"The new wall will further protect the citizens north of I-630" said Little Rock Mayor Frank Scott, Jr. at a ribbon cutting ceremony this morning. 

 

MAYOR SCOTT WITH GOV. HUTCHINSON,  AND MEMBERS OF WHITE FOLKS FOR PROGRESS

LRPD Chief Keith Humphrey stated,  "it just goes to show I am keeping my promise to make Little Rock the safest city in Arkansas and in the United States".

Humphrey told reporters that LRPD officers will be patrolling the new municipal border and verifying that individuals have a legitimate reason to cross the concrete gulch that divides the city racially and economically.

"If you don't live north of I-630 you have no business there...unless you have a pass", Humphrey stated. 

Mayor Scott will be proposing an ordinance that will require all Little Rock residents to obtain a city identification card and will require passes for citizens south of I-630 to cross over.

LITTLE ROCK MAYOR'S PLAN TO REDUCE PANHANDLING BACKFIRES - HUNDREDS FLOCK TO CITY TO ENTER CONTEST

LITTLE ROCK MAYOR MARK STODOLA AND TWO NEW PANHANDLER FRIENDS - MAIN STREET MIKE AND ROOSEVELT ROB.

Little Rock Mayor Mark Stodola wanted to reduce the number of panhandlers in Little Rock and so he hired a consulting firm to study how to accomplish that.

The city spent over $500,000.00 in the process and the recommendation by the consulting firm was to hold a contest for the panhandlers that could fly the best signs. Winners would received $1,000 cash and a one-way bus ticket to any destination of their choice. 

Once word got out about the contest, hundreds of panhandlers flocked to the city to try and get some easy money and a chance to win a $1,000 cash prize.

"Winner winner chicken dinner" said one panhandler who did not want us to post her photo or name as she spends her lunch hour and days off making extra money panhandling and did not want her employer or neighbors to find out.

Panhandlers took up positions at intersections all over the city trying to raise cash and have a chance winning a prize for their sign. Some even worn costumes to increase their odds of winning.

Others took to the steps of Little Rock City Hall to try and get Mayor Stodola to pick them.

Mayor Stodola and the city gave out over $100,000 in cash and hardly any of the panhandlers that won a cash prize opted for the one-way bus ticket out of town.

The Little Rock Board of Directors will be discussing what to do about the panhandlers that decided to stay in the city and call it home at their next board meeting.

 

 

 

LITTLE ROCK SET TO BAN RAP MUSIC TO PROTECT CITIZENS FROM VIOLENCE

LITTLE ROCK LAST TERM MAYOR MARK STODOLA LEADS THE MOVEMENT TO BAN RAP MUSIC

In an unprecedented move, Mayor Mark Stodola and the Little Rock Board of Directors will vote next week on an ordinance that will ban rap music. 

This action was in response to the mayor and the board finding out that Little Rock police Chief Kenton Tremar Buckner had worked out a deal, without advising the Board of Directors, to provide extra security measures for a rap concert set for October 13th at the iHeartMedia Metroplex.  

City leaders spooked by events from the July mass shooting at the Power Lounge had been looking at ways to prevent similar events from occurring and the only thing that they could agree upon to deal with the matter was to make a total and complete ban of rap music within the city limits.

The proposed ordinance would make playing, listening or talking about rap music illegal withing the city limits of the capital city.

There is also a proposed prohibition of any clothing that encourages a rap lifestyle. 

Not being able to charge any suspects in the July mass shooting and the fact that another rap concert being held on Friday the 13th was too much for a superstitious Mayor Stodola to deal with prompting him to seek legal action to halt the rap concert.

Threats of a lawsuit by the city caused the promoter to cancel the concert.

Requests for interviews were declined by the Mayor and members of the Board of Director's who are reported to have been placed under police protection in a hotel in North Little Rock until the next board meeting.



 

PRESIDENT TRUMP SIGNS AN EXECUTIVE ORDER THAT PLACES A STATUE OF HIM IN EVERY TOWN OR CITY IN THE UNITED STATES

PRESIDENT TRUMP DISPLAYS HIS EXECUTIVE ORDER FOR THE "MOST TERRIFIC, FANTASTIC STATUES EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD"

In the aftermath of all the controversy concerning removal of statues honoring Confederate leaders and soldiers, President Trump issued an Executive Order that will place a statue of himself in every town and city in the United States.

A TRUMP STATUTE ON DISPLAY NEAR TRUMP TOWER IN NEW YORK CITY

Presidential spokesman Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters in a press briefing that no public funds would be used in placement of the wonderful statutes honoring the best President the US would ever have as Trump had ordered the statutes from a manufacturer in China and they would be a gift by Trump for the citizens as he is "rich as hell."

Sanders also revealed that the plaque on the base of each statue would have this statement on it: "Donald Trump, our Magnificent and Fearless Leader, the best ever President of the United States."

Sanders also stated that the statues will remain at ground level so grateful citizens can take a selfie with the exact likeness of President Trump in all his natural glory.

 

LEAKED DOCUMENTS FROM THE ARKANSAS DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION REVEAL WARNINGS ABOUT ENTERING LITTLE ROCK PLANNED FOR NEW SIGNAGE

NEW SIGNS WITH DIGITAL COUNTERS DISPLAYING THE NUMBER OF MURDERS WILL BE GOING UP SOON

Leaked documents from the Arkansas Department of Transportation show that they are planning to install new signage around Little Rock that contains information about the number of murders and warnings about entering the city.

One sign will have a digital display that can be updated as the number of homicides in the capital city increases.

Another version has the wording "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK" 

ARDOT spokesman Danny Straessle confirmed that the leaked documents were real and that the new signs will be going up soon.
  

STRAESSLE POINTS OUT THE DIGITAL FEATURE OF THE NEW SIGNS

"These new signs will be installed as soon as the paint dries", Straessle stated.

"We got word from Governor Hutchinson that he was concerned that people traveling through the state might stop off in Little Rock to get gas or something to eat and get shot and killed", he added.  "The Attorney General suggested we add some sort of disclaimer that might help if a lawsuit was filed."

We asked the city of Little Rock for a comment about the signage and their only response was this photo.

STATE SENATOR JASON RAPERT SAYS HE KNEW TEN COMMANDMENTS MONUMENT WAS GOING TO BE DESTROYED - GOD TOLD HIM SO

GOD SPEAKING TO RAPERT THROUGH BURNING BUSH AND FORETELLING EVENTS

Just like it happened to Moses, God told State Senator Jason Rapert (R-Bigelow) that the Ten Commandment monument that had been erected just hours before on the State Capitol grounds would be smashed into pieces the following day.

RAPERT WITH MONUMENT YESTERDAY AFTER IT WAS PLACED AT CAPITOL

MONUMENT AFTER BEING RAMMED BY VEHICLE EARLY TODAY

Rapert lost it on an early morning tv show when discussing his talk with God and the monument being destroyed and began babbling incoherently and running around in circles.

 

Station personnel called 911 and Rapert was transported to the State Hospital for observation.

Rapert told crazy court officials that he was just "speaking in tongues" and "dancing in the spirit" . He is expected to be released pending a 72 hour hold.

We expect that he we be returning to the State Hospital for another visit after the  statue depicting Baphoment is erected on State Capitol grounds in October.

ARTIST SKETCH OF BAPHOMET STATUTE THAT WILL BE INSTALLED ON OCTOBER 31st