PRESIDENT TRUMP SIGNS AN EXECUTIVE ORDER THAT PLACES A STATUE OF HIM IN EVERY TOWN OR CITY IN THE UNITED STATES

PRESIDENT TRUMP DISPLAYS HIS EXECUTIVE ORDER FOR THE "MOST TERRIFIC, FANTASTIC STATUES EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD"

In the aftermath of all the controversy concerning removal of statues honoring Confederate leaders and soldiers, President Trump issued an Executive Order that will place a statue of himself in every town and city in the United States.

A TRUMP STATUTE ON DISPLAY NEAR TRUMP TOWER IN NEW YORK CITY

Presidential spokesman Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters in a press briefing that no public funds would be used in placement of the wonderful statutes honoring the best President the US would ever have as Trump had ordered the statutes from a manufacturer in China and they would be a gift by Trump for the citizens as he is "rich as hell."

Sanders also revealed that the plaque on the base of each statue would have this statement on it: "Donald Trump, our Magnificent and Fearless Leader, the best ever President of the United States."

Sanders also stated that the statues will remain at ground level so grateful citizens can take a selfie with the exact likeness of President Trump in all his natural glory.

 

LEAKED DOCUMENTS FROM THE ARKANSAS DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION REVEAL WARNINGS ABOUT ENTERING LITTLE ROCK PLANNED FOR NEW SIGNAGE

NEW SIGNS WITH DIGITAL COUNTERS DISPLAYING THE NUMBER OF MURDERS WILL BE GOING UP SOON

Leaked documents from the Arkansas Department of Transportation show that they are planning to install new signage around Little Rock that contains information about the number of murders and warnings about entering the city.

One sign will have a digital display that can be updated as the number of homicides in the capital city increases.

Another version has the wording "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK" 

ARDOT spokesman Danny Straessle confirmed that the leaked documents were real and that the new signs will be going up soon.
  

STRAESSLE POINTS OUT THE DIGITAL FEATURE OF THE NEW SIGNS

"These new signs will be installed as soon as the paint dries", Straessle stated.

"We got word from Governor Hutchinson that he was concerned that people traveling through the state might stop off in Little Rock to get gas or something to eat and get shot and killed", he added.  "The Attorney General suggested we add some sort of disclaimer that might help if a lawsuit was filed."

We asked the city of Little Rock for a comment about the signage and their only response was this photo.